meh.

I thought last night would involve promiscuity.

But instead I had to leave the girl and was hauled to a board meeting.

Good food though.

That's all.

Veggie.

Just in:

YM: "You are invited to view Sharlene's webcam. (Accept) (Decline)".

C: (Accept).

YM: *Disturbing visuals involving female genitalia and a vegetable*.

C: (X).

C: Oh.. that's just not right.

Amusing.. but she needs to clean up.

"Sex In The Park". With "Blair Waldorf".

Good morning single follower.

Okay, so that last post was a little too visual for your eyes. But hey, it needed to be done.

Last night was no different. Same girl sent a whole bunch of pics, which I won't be posting. Your welcome.

Also, around midnight I got a text instructing me to pay a visit to our local village park.

Of course I didn't go.

Sex in the park is nothing new. And this girl used to stand in front of my car forcing me to stay with her. Crazy bitch.

Not gonna fall for it now, not ever.

One question still lingers.

"Where are all the Blair Waldorfs?"

No one gives me a spark of interest; No one but you.

Last Night.

Everyone's not here.

Some girls were inviting me out for very different reasons.

I went for the one in which:

1. I didn't have to pull out my wallet.

2. The venue was near.

3. There wouldn't be any sex. (Why? Because it's getting boring, especially with this girl.)

Last night in a sentence:

Went out, drank some beer, ate some food, smoked some, tried to seem interested, went back to the car, dodged her approaches, made her put her clothes back on, removed her hand, dropped her on some street, went home.

Waste of time.

At least it didn't cost anything.

Update:

I am expecting a photo of a boob from last night in my email.

Update:

Picture uploaded.

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Hello.

Two things:

1. Don't judge me.

2. I'm Chuck Bass.

Enjoy.